CCB SURVEY

At Cotton Candy Beard, your satisfaction is of the utmost importance. Please take a moment to

answer this brief 8 Question Survey so that we can continue to entertain you in ingeniously

modest ways.

1. How would you rate your enjoyment of Cotton Candy Beard?

A. I love it!

B. I love, love, love it!

C. I simply adore it!

D. All of the above.

2. What is your favorite part of Cotton Candy Beard?

A. The stories!

B. The poems!

C. The surveys!

D. All of the above.

3. When do you read Cotton Candy Beard?

A. Every day!

B. Every hour!

C. Every second!

D. All of the above.

4. What would you change about Cotton Candy Beard?

A. Nothing!

B. I would make it so I could pay for the content.

C. Or could I send lots of comic books?

D. All of the above.

5. Which is the best letter of the alphabet?

A. B

B. D

C. A

D. C

6. Which one of these is all of the above?

A. That one

B. The other one

C. The one below

D. All of the above.

7. If you mix root beer and Gummi Bears, what is the ratio of sucrose to yellow number 5?

A. X=77

B. 5/square root of beer

C. @~<<<’;“

D. All of the above.

8. Lastly, pick one.

A. Okay

B. No

C. Why?

D.

I RETURN A FAILURE!(?)

Welcome back, prose. Remember me? I’m Cotton Candy Beard. You’ve not been around here for a long

time. But now you’re back, and better than ever! Right? Right?

So, the goal for 2014 was to write 500 poems. I did not. Go ahead and count them, it’s not 500. Not

even close, actually. (Secretly, I pretty much knew I wasn’t going to hit that goal. It wasn’t about hitting

the goal so much as generating new poems. If I had hit 500 poems in a year, I would surprised/pleased/

dead.)

BUT! I did write a whole bunch of poems, including haiku, which it turns out are super-fun to write. Who

knew I could rock the haiku? Not me, that’s who. Anyhow, now that I tried that little experiment, expect

to see lots more prose and other types of writing here. But there will be more poetry, lots more! And a

big thank you for all who started following me during this last year. Countless poetry bloggers found me

and followed me, thus introducing their blogs to me. Welcome, and I hope you enjoy the fun posts to

come. Coming Soon: CCB Lists and Dialogue! Stay Tuned!

NABLOPOMO, DAY 30: THE END! OR IS IT?

We made it! We made it! 30 posts in 30 days. And they said it couldn’t be done! Fie on them, I say. A pox on their houses. Okay, not really. No house pox, but definitely fie on them.

This was super fun, and I’ll definitely do it again next year. It really forces you to just write every day, and not really think about it. Which is how you end up with haiku about owls with pipes. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed it, and welcome to those of you who’ve started following this month.

I hope to do a bit more posting in the next month, but what I’m really excited about is my plan for next year. You may have noticed I enjoy writing poems. My goal for next year is to write 500 poems. That’s kind of a lot, you know. I hope I can do it!

Thanks again!

 

NABLOPOMO, DAY 15: WHOA, WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

Greetings, faithful readers! We’ve made it to Day 15 of National Blog Post Month, and I’m still going strong. Granted, I haven’t posted every single day, but I’ve been able to double up to make up for those days, so whoo-hoo me!

I’m not sure how many folks are reading this blog for the first time, thanks to this marathon blogging month, but welcome to you all! I hope you’ve taken the time to check out some of my other posts, because they are somewhat above average! Yay for being a bit better than normal! And other sentences ending in exclamation points!

Here’s what I love about NaBloPoMo: it’s forcing me to write way more than I normally do. Sure, maybe not everything is a work of genius, but let’s face it: the majority of it is. A work of genius. Seriously. O. Henry would be all, “I give up, this guy’s got the goods,” if he could read anymore. And maybe he can! I don’t really care.

Anyway, 15 more days of genius posts to go! I’ll check back in on Day 30 and wrap up. I’ve got some fun and surprising news in store! See you then!

Yes, I’m Late To The Party, NaBloPoMo, But I Brought Delicious Cake!

Okay, so I didn’t bring cake, but I promise to post 30 times in the month of November. Please consider this Post the First. Stay tuned later today for additional posts, and enjoy!

Hey, for those of you who maybe stumbled upon my blog based on my tag, please take a look around and enjoy. And let me know what you think! I’m looking forward to a very productive month.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT COTTON CANDY BEARD!

The word is out! Cotton Candy Beard is hip, trendy and oh so now. I couldn’t be more prouder or grammaticably entrenched with effusiveness at all the excitement! And other sentences!

Just look at these praises:

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Truly words to live by. Or at least near. So, please! Come read what these folks are spamming all about. Peruse the blog all you want. And be excited, because new posts will be appearing thrice weekly, with a brand-new completely made-up as I go along story starting next week. It may be awful, it may be unreadable, or it may be the greatest story in the history of this blog post. Only time will advise us of this. And you! Keep checking back for more fun, like my best friends Caleb, Katie and Hack Emails.

APOLOGIES, PROJECTS, SPIN-OFFS AND A REALLY TERRIFIC EXCUSE

Hello, Cotton Candy Beardos! My sincerest apologies for my sporadic posting as of late. I haven’t forgotten you, my four or five readers. I’ve just been a little busy lately. Too busy to write for your blog, you ask? You must have been crusading against the forces of darkness, or at least shadyness. What could possibly keep you from posting on a bi-weekly basis?

I have an awesome excuse, though. I became a dad in October. So, I’ve been busy playing with him and trying to catch some sleep when possible. But I haven’t been completely dormant! In case you didn’t know, there is an official spin-off blog that’s been up for a couple of months now, entitled The Nefarious Dr. Wilhelm Skreem. So far, there have been a number of re-posts from this blog, but there is and will continue to be new content in the near, distant, and chubby future. You can read all the evil excerpts here: http://bwahablog.wordpress.com/.

So, I promise to keep posting, though perhaps not as consistently as I have in the past. What I would like to focus on next is a new project I thought of not long ago, and I’d love you, my readers and fellow writers, to assist me. I call it The Fingertips Project. I’m sure most of you are familiar with the songs that make up Fingertips by They Might Be Giants, from their album Apollo 18. What I’d like to do is write a story, or short play or make a drawing or some such thing inspired by each mini song from this series of songs. If you are interested, please let me know in the comments and we can all (or both or none) confab and try to make this a super-excellent collaborative project. What do you say?