Santa’s belly

Shakes when he chuckles

Like a bowl full of jelly

Or a bag full of knuckles

Or a sack full of kittens

Or a drawer full of fishes

Or electrified mittens

Or precarious dishes

I say this because

If you couldn’t telly

Is that Santa Claus

Has one crazy belly

Santa’s sled

Is bright red

His reindeer fed

His sled they led

The stars he shred

Good cheer he spread

To Ethel and Fred

Then home to bed

To sleep like the dead

Santa’s hat

Is rather fat

To fit his heavy head

But you never did

Peep Santa’s lid

Because you were in bed

Cuz Santa’s cap

Knows when you nap

And when you are awake

And with that

Don’t cross his hat

Or your toys he’ll take!