Jedi lore hoarder
Somehow got his hands on a
Portion of Luke’s map
UNKAR PLUTT HAIKU
Though not really thin
As he sits collecting junk
The Plutt thickens (groan)
MAZ KANATA HAIKU
Her lenses tell all
Her castle is a hot spot
Her heart is Chewie’s
SUPREME LEADER SNOKE HAIKU
Supreme Leader tall
Supreme Leader cracked in skull
Supreme Leader old
GENERAL HUX HAIKU
First Order ginger
Loves rousing speeches and cats
A real Weasley guy
KYLO REN HAIKU
Voice distorting mask
A big, messy lightsaber
Perfect head of hair
BB-8 HAIKU
An Astromech droid
With a secret in his guts
Doesn’t ring a bell
REY HAIKU
Found a lightsaber
Had a real crazy Force dream
Gave it back to Luke
POE DAMERON HAIKU
Top rated pilot
Just wants to know who talks first
You talk first? Or him?
FINN HAIKU
Stormtrooper Finn toy
Loyalty to First Order
Is not included
