Jedi lore hoarder

Somehow got his hands on a

Portion of Luke’s map

Though not really thin

As he sits collecting junk 

The Plutt thickens (groan)

Her lenses tell all 

Her castle is a hot spot 

Her heart is Chewie’s

Supreme Leader tall

Supreme Leader cracked in skull 

Supreme Leader old 

First Order ginger 

Loves rousing speeches and cats

A real Weasley guy 

Voice distorting mask

A big, messy lightsaber

Perfect head of hair 

An Astromech droid

With a secret in his guts

Doesn’t ring a bell 

Found a lightsaber

Had a real crazy Force dream

Gave it back to Luke 

Stormtrooper Finn toy

Loyalty to First Order 

Is not included