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LOR SAN TEKKA HAIKU 

Posted on November 10, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Jedi lore hoarder

Somehow got his hands on a

Portion of Luke’s map

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UNKAR PLUTT HAIKU 

Posted on November 9, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Though not really thin

As he sits collecting junk 

The Plutt thickens (groan)

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MAZ KANATA HAIKU 

Posted on November 8, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Her lenses tell all 

Her castle is a hot spot 

Her heart is Chewie’s

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SUPREME LEADER SNOKE HAIKU 

Posted on November 7, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Supreme Leader tall

Supreme Leader cracked in skull 

Supreme Leader old 

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GENERAL HUX HAIKU 

Posted on November 6, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

First Order ginger 

Loves rousing speeches and cats

A real Weasley guy 

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KYLO REN HAIKU 

Posted on November 6, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Voice distorting mask

A big, messy lightsaber

Perfect head of hair 

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BB-8 HAIKU 

Posted on November 4, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

An Astromech droid

With a secret in his guts

Doesn’t ring a bell 

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REY HAIKU 

Posted on November 3, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Found a lightsaber

Had a real crazy Force dream

Gave it back to Luke 

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POE DAMERON HAIKU 

Posted on November 2, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Top rated pilot 

Just wants to know who talks first 

You talk first? Or him?

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FINN HAIKU 

Posted on November 1, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Stormtrooper Finn toy

Loyalty to First Order 

Is not included

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