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ADMIRAL STATURA HAIKU 

Posted on November 21, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Determined the best

Way to destroy Starkiller

Base: Always thermal 

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GA-97 HAIKU 

Posted on November 20, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

This good droid noticed 

Another missing good droid 

Told a third good droid 

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HAPPABORE HAIKU 

Posted on November 20, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Snouty gray monsters 

Drink lots and lots of water 

When stuck on Jakku

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TEEDO HAIKU 

Posted on November 18, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Just take this droid here

Riding on my luggabeast

Nothing to see here 

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BAZINE NETAL HAIKU 

Posted on November 17, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Grummgar’s best gal pal

Just narced out BB-8 at 

Maz Kanata’s pad 

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DR. KALONIA HAIKU 

Posted on November 16, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Resistance doc

Well trained in sympathy for 

The wounded Wookiee

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BALA-TIK HAIKU 

Posted on November 14, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Not even rathtars

Can bring down the head of the 

Guavian Death Gang

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SNAP WEXLEY HAIKU 

Posted on November 13, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Great bearded pilot 

Helped destroy Starkiller Base

Suave as smoothaise

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KANJIKLUB HAIKU 

Posted on November 12, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Tasu Leech is smart 

He knows, “Good to see you,”

Is a bald-faced lie

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CAPTAIN PHASMA HAIKU 

Posted on November 11, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Silver-armored fiend

Stuck in a trash compactor 

Her time is not up!

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