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JABBA FLOW HAIKU 

Posted on November 30, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

A Huttese love song

That gives the gross image of 

A Jabba puddle 

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STARKILLER BASE HAIKU 

Posted on November 30, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

A super weapon 

Capable of destroying 

Planets, not Death Star 

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JAKKU HAIKU 

Posted on November 29, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

A desert planet 

And no, it’s not Tatooine

No, not one bit 

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STORMTROOPER HAIKU 

Posted on November 28, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

I will remove these

Restraints and I’ll leave this cell

With the door open 

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OLD CHEWBACCA HAIKU 

Posted on November 27, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

A howl of sorrow 

A blast from a bowcaster

A life debt revoked 

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OLD R2D2 HAIKU 

Posted on November 26, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

I’ve always wondered 

Do sleeping astromechs dream 

Of electric Nerfs?

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OLD C3PO HAIKU 

Posted on November 25, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Is that 3PO?

I didn’t recognize him 

What with that red arm

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OLD LUKE HAIKU 

Posted on November 24, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Just a bearded guy 

In a robe on an island 

Staring at his shoes 

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OLD LEIA HAIKU 

Posted on November 23, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Both soft and steely 

A good general has these 

Traits, with crazy hair 

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OLD HAN HAIKU 

Posted on November 22, 2016 by Mark J. Hansen

Gruff, goofy dad Han

Morose, remorseful dad Han

Sacrificed dad Han

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