I’ve programmed this robot

To only give smooches

To people, to fauna

To kittens and pooches.

His kiss is metallic

Not wet, soft or sloppy

Like a lick from a laptop

Or sneeze of jalopy

This robot won’t woo you

Or purchase you finery

There is no emotion

His kisses are binary

That’s the only flaw

In the light of the moon

Robotical kisses

Just won’t make you swoon.