At Cotton Candy Beard, your satisfaction is of the utmost importance. Please take a moment to

answer this brief 8 Question Survey so that we can continue to entertain you in ingeniously

modest ways.

1. How would you rate your enjoyment of Cotton Candy Beard?

A. I love it!

B. I love, love, love it!

C. I simply adore it!

D. All of the above.

2. What is your favorite part of Cotton Candy Beard?

A. The stories!

B. The poems!

C. The surveys!

D. All of the above.

3. When do you read Cotton Candy Beard?

A. Every day!

B. Every hour!

C. Every second!

D. All of the above.

4. What would you change about Cotton Candy Beard?

A. Nothing!

B. I would make it so I could pay for the content.

C. Or could I send lots of comic books?

D. All of the above.

5. Which is the best letter of the alphabet?

A. B

B. D

C. A

D. C

6. Which one of these is all of the above?

A. That one

B. The other one

C. The one below

D. All of the above.

7. If you mix root beer and Gummi Bears, what is the ratio of sucrose to yellow number 5?

A. X=77

B. 5/square root of beer

C. @~<<<’;“

D. All of the above.

8. Lastly, pick one.

A. Okay

B. No

C. Why?

D.