THE NEFARIOUS DR. WILHELM SKREEM TRIES HIS HEINOUS HAND AT HORRID HAIKU

Bwah-ha-ha, I say

My laugh is evil times ten

Twenty bwah-ha-has

My life is submerged

Invisible submarine

Where did I leave you

Monsters I have wrought

Death rays clutter my closet

But pie crust is hard

My heart’s made of hate

Love is the true enemy

Don’t push it, kitten

Begone, you, for now

But don’t begone for always

I miss ruling you

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