THE NEFARIOUS DR WILHELM SKREEM’S KNOTORIOUS KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Evil

Evil who?

Evil laugh! Bwah-ha-ha!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ray

Ray who?

Ray for to be scrambling your atoms! (Note: fix the syntax)

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Gorilla

Gorilla who?

Gorilla modified to act upon my command. Attack!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Nefarious

Nefarious Dr. Wilhelm Skreem?

No

Oh. Nefarious Dr. Wilhelm Skreem who?

Nefarious Dr. Wilhelm Skreem’s fists! Bam! Pow!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Laser bazooka

Laser bazooka who?

Laser bazooka I didn’t say banana? Also, kra-thoom-zap!

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