THE USE OF A MOOSE

The use of a moose

As a hat rack or back scratcher

Is rude and unbecoming

This is brought to you

By the Committee For Fair Treatment

Of Moose

And by the Committee For Actual Use

Of Hat Racks and Back Scratchers

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