Welcome back to the CCB List, the first of four for this month. Today, we have ten inventions nobody
should invent, as they are completely unnecessary.
1. A misting device that allows you to ingest jelly beans without tasting them.
2. A robot designed to keep you from doing your taxes until early April.
3. Underwater underpants- underpants that can only be worn underwater.
4. A bicycle with frightened raccoons for wheels.
5. Designer t-shirts that are just neck holes made of Olestra
6. Tea. Because there’s already tea.
7. A box made of holes to store all your holes. How would you know which hole is the box and
which hole is your hole?
8. See-through glasses.
9. Noisy shoes for hide-and-seek. In neon colors.
10. Cowlick Creator for perfect hairdos.