The dog on your head

Is guarding your hair

He’ll protect every follicle

For this he’s been bred

He does his job fair

But please don’t throw that ballicle

The dog on your head

Won’t make much noise

No, nary a bow-wow-wow

He’s very well-read

He especially enjoys

Books by Deborah and James Howe-wow-wow

The dog on your head

Is looking quite sleepy

Soon he’ll make with honk-shoos

He’ll now go to bed

Inside of his teepee

Made entirely of stylish chiffonk-shoo.