Button your shirt
And, oh, what’s up with the grass skirt?
Just who do you think you’re trying to fool?
You’ve never even seen a pool!
You’re a complete stranger to the tropics
Your view of the beach is frankly myopic
I know this, Burt, I’m not that dim
I’m not sure you can even swim
I must admit, I am befuddled
But if you want to play with puddles
Be my guest, go splash around
(Don’t worry, folks! Burt will not drown.
The lesson here is take a chance
Though I still think Burt should wear pants.)