Nostril Shark, how do you swim

Amongst the contents of my nose?

And will my nostril be too crowded

Once my finger’s interposed?

I implore you, Nostril Shark

To find another Nasal Reef

If you need help in transportation

I’ll lend you my handkerchief

Just take a nibble of my index

Finger shaped like a hookus

And leave me and my nose alone

I’ll deal with my own mucus