Do not visit the Cottage Cheese Desert

I’m sure the makers meant well

The combo of curds and hot, hot sun

Create a most unpleasant smell

And if you tread on the Cottage Cheese Desert

Be it with foot, knees or fingers

You’ll capture the odiferous scent

And forever it will linger

There is no map to the Cottage Cheese Desert

Though finding it is a cinch

Just stand forty miles away from it

You’ll certainly notice the stench

So do not go to the Cottage Cheese Desert

I did and was displeased

But if you do, please help me

For it’s there I lost my keys