Do not visit the Cottage Cheese Desert
I’m sure the makers meant well
The combo of curds and hot, hot sun
Create a most unpleasant smell
And if you tread on the Cottage Cheese Desert
Be it with foot, knees or fingers
You’ll capture the odiferous scent
And forever it will linger
There is no map to the Cottage Cheese Desert
Though finding it is a cinch
Just stand forty miles away from it
You’ll certainly notice the stench
So do not go to the Cottage Cheese Desert
I did and was displeased
But if you do, please help me
For it’s there I lost my keys