The elfish on the shellfish is filled with elation

As he helps himself to more and more crustacean.

While the others are working, this playful imp

Is eating Santa’s secret stash of jumbo shrimp.

He knows he’ll be punished if one comes across

This elf with his shrimp and his cocktail sauce.

But he doesn’t mind, he’s filled with glee

As he stuffs his face with this snack of the sea.

The toys the kids get might smell a bit fishy

But they’ll never tell because children aren’t dishy.

The elf need not worry as he eats his shellfish

He’s naughty, not sharing and being so selfish.