Welcome again to the CCB List! Today, we’re presenting for your reading pleasure a cast of richly sketched characters, fully fleshed in the barest of bones. Feel free to take them and use them in your own stories, but be warned, I might end up using them as well. We’ll see who uses them better (or at all!)
1. A dog who writes sitcoms about dogs who write
2. A girl who can fly and has dark hair
3. A shadowy figure(!)
4. A cowboy who shoots finger guns instead of six-shooters
5. A camera that hates the world
6. A constellation that whistles the world to sleep
7. An ironically colorblind rainbow
8. A cat that writes sitcoms about friends hanging out
9. Two sisters who share false teeth
10. A prince who won’t share his pizza
11. A wolf and a mouse who are roommates
12. A baseball player with no arms and legs
13. 11 pipers piping elevator music onto an escalator
14. A bearded lady who solves mysteries
15. Roller skates!
16. Singing vegetables who secretly hate each other
17. A horse terrible at math
18. A submarine allergic to fish
19. Vampires giving high fives
20. An old man and a bear who are pen pals
– A ghost cursed to wander the earth in search of a decent cup of coffee
– An ironically faceblind handsomest man in the world ( LKHXLWS.TK )
– A tarantula who likes to wear a glove in winter
– Sci fi prequel: Resident Who
– A penguin mistaken about the the meaning of “business casual”
Hm, that shortened link appears not to work – (it was to a story about how supposedly Brad Pit is faceblind).
– A superhero / villain whose sole superpower is the ability to destroy the earth
– A car who wants to grow up to be a bus
– A dinosaur who walks into a bar and says “how on earth did I get in here?”
– A wolf who finds a magical potato
– The world’s cuddliest tiger shark
– A man who learns to speak the language of horseflies
– A princess who discovers a pea under her mattress and eats it
– A lake monster facing an existential crisis
– A confused alligator named Otis who carries people from floor to floor in a tall building
– A domesticated porpoise who never learned to swim
– President Calvin Coolio
– A rabbit phlebotomist
– SpongeJane ALineSkirt
– Marty McSuperfly
– Sweeny Todd Bass, the Willie Barbour of Chew Street
I challenge us both to write stories for all of these characters!