Let’s say you find an eggosaurus
And believe it to be stegosaurus
But the egg is a hawkward
You feel rather awkward
Try a conversational segueosaurus
Brontosaurus does have a pea brain
Remembering things causes strain
Special dates can be hard
So he sends birthday cards
Randomly, he means well, don’t complain.
T Rex has a terrible roar
It makes you rush to dead bolt your door
But he’s a harmless loony
His arms are so puny
You’ll live if you simply ignore.
Lastly, let’s talk triceratops
The one dinosaur with acting chops
And this may sound strange
They’ve got small acting range
The only part they play are beat cops.