FOUR DINOSAUR LIMERICKS

Let’s say you find an eggosaurus

And believe it to be stegosaurus

But the egg is a hawkward

You feel rather awkward

Try a conversational segueosaurus

Brontosaurus does have a pea brain

Remembering things causes strain

Special dates can be hard

So he sends birthday cards

Randomly, he means well, don’t complain.

T Rex has a terrible roar

It makes you rush to dead bolt your door

But he’s a harmless loony

His arms are so puny

You’ll live if you simply ignore.

Lastly, let’s talk triceratops

The one dinosaur with acting chops

And this may sound strange

They’ve got small acting range

The only part they play are beat cops.

 

 

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