Roll up and see the Flaming O!

That mysterious exhibit!

Your eyes betray your wonder

Though your elbows won’t admit it.

A neon sign blares “Come & See

The Fabulous Flaming O!”

The tent poles stop your feet short

While the door is framing go.

What treasure could be hid inside

This nondescript construction?

Just a letter set on fire

Or an alien abduction?

Five dollars will illuminate

This fiery enigma

It could be just a an O in flames

Or it could flip your wigma!

The door is open and at once

You register discontent

The Flaming O is a pink plastic

Bird lawn ornament.