Look at that monkey!

 

Look at him go!

 

Who let him in the car?

 

We’ll never know!

 

Monkey in a car

 

Is good reason to chuckle

 

And you tskers don’t worry

 

His seat belt is buckled.

 

Go, go, monkey, go, monkey!

 

Monkey drive car!

 

Drive, drive, monkey, drive, monkey!

 

Monkey drive far!

 

Monkey drive across that map!

 

Monkey wave at that walking chap!

 

Monkey pop and crackle and snap!

 

Monkey do not take a nap!

 

Monkey keep a seat belted lap!

 

Monkey beat box monkey rap!

 

Monkey wears a driving cap!

 

Help monkey from this golf sand trap!

 

Hey, monkey, get off this golf course!

 

It’s bad enough you’re in a car

 

Snuck past the zookeeper’s radar

 

When your cage door was ajar

 

To take a joyride to the bazaar

 

To buy a slightly used cigar

 

But ended up with a guitar

 

And jammed with the band Outer Space Bar

 

And after that, well, here you are.

 

So monkey in a yellow car

 

The zoo would like you back once more

 

The patrons miss you very much

 

And your parents say you have your chores

 

So come back soon as this poem’s quite clunky

 

And fill this gas tank, go car monkey!