Look at that monkey!
Look at him go!
Who let him in the car?
We’ll never know!
Monkey in a car
Is good reason to chuckle
And you tskers don’t worry
His seat belt is buckled.
Go, go, monkey, go, monkey!
Monkey drive car!
Drive, drive, monkey, drive, monkey!
Monkey drive far!
Monkey drive across that map!
Monkey wave at that walking chap!
Monkey pop and crackle and snap!
Monkey do not take a nap!
Monkey keep a seat belted lap!
Monkey beat box monkey rap!
Monkey wears a driving cap!
Help monkey from this golf sand trap!
Hey, monkey, get off this golf course!
It’s bad enough you’re in a car
Snuck past the zookeeper’s radar
When your cage door was ajar
To take a joyride to the bazaar
To buy a slightly used cigar
But ended up with a guitar
And jammed with the band Outer Space Bar
And after that, well, here you are.
So monkey in a yellow car
The zoo would like you back once more
The patrons miss you very much
And your parents say you have your chores
So come back soon as this poem’s quite clunky
And fill this gas tank, go car monkey!