THE GLOW IN THE DARK VAMPIRE

A vampire that glows in the dark’ll

Do little more at you than sparkle.

His eyes, oh how they will smolder

But he’s got a literal cold shoulder.

Like all vampires he’s undead, oh alas,

No reflection means it hurts to looking glass.

To his charms you may be inblufferable,

So just know that in truth he’s insufferable.

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