On Vlad the Impala

Some rumors we’ll quell.

Namely that he is not

A vampire gazelle.

He dislikes blood, really

It makes him feel faint.

He even hates ketchup

And the sight of red paint.

So don’t fear poor Vlad,

He isn’t to blame

The guy’s just a victim

Of poor choice of name.

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