I’m a Zombiosaurus
Dinosaur of the Dead
From contaminated fossil
I have been rebred
Across this new land
I shamble and shuffle
But I’m not here
To feather’s ruffle
Most zombies crave brains
And the guts and the gore
But in my last life
I was an herbivore
Yes you may scream
And cause a great ruckus
But never you fear
I’m a zombie Diplodocus
My use for your brains
Is zero to scant
What I desperately crave
Are all of your plants
So put away your guns
Don’t start a war
Just let me assault
That poor salad bar.