Abie the Fishman
Glides ‘round the sea.
Warding off sharks ‘til
It’s time for his tea.
Abie’s part man
The other half fish
And when on your carpet
His feet go, “squish, squish!”
He can breathe underwater
Through gills on his neck
But he’s still very willing
To take a rain check.
Disadvantages: he has to
Avoid fishing nets
And his sandwiches always
End up soaking wet.
And yet he can gab with
Bass, tuna and whale.
Except for the orcas
Which cause him to quail.
You can read his book
Of tales underwater
Once he receives
His Mom’s imprimatur.