1. Bwah-ha-ha!
2. Harrumph!
3. Ze teory oof relativity.
4. Evil=MC squared.
5. Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
6. Ze mass oof a body eez a measure oof eets energy content.
7. Raspberries!
8. Cod dooz naught play dice wiz ze Youneeverze, hecksept ven playinck Yahtzee.
9. Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing. That and Fruity
Pebbles!
10. Begone!
ANSWERS: 1. The Nefarious Dr. Wilhelm Skreem 2. Both 3. Professor Albert Einstein 4. The Nefarious Dr. Wilhelm Skreem 5. Neil Simon 6. Professor Albert Einstein 7. The Nefarious Dr. Wilhelm Skreem, also Carol Channing in Thoroughly Modern Millie 8. Unknown 9. Fred Flintstone 10. All of the above.
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