And it’s rather hasty.

As hasty as pistachio ice cream

is tasty.

If I’m just extra careful

With rhyme and meter

And don’t mention I’m just slapping this poem together at the last minute,

No one will be the wiser.

They say you do your best work

When up against a deadline.

If that is the truth then this

Is the best poem you’ve read(line.)

Also, I didn’t eat your plums.

The End!