There’s nothing better than careening
Skyward whilst tramampolining!
No one will earn points by demeaning
The sweet science of tramampolining.
From the Mississippi to the Sabine,
Bounce people on tramampolines!
Librarians find it obscene
This total helter-skelter scene
When all are floating in between
Skyish blue and grassy green
Packed like exploding sardines
Your feelings will go from serene
To jazzed up java jolt caffeine
When you give in and join the scene
Of folks on their tramampolines!