Skyward whilst tramampolining!

No one will earn points by demeaning

The sweet science of tramampolining.

From the Mississippi to the Sabine,

Bounce people on tramampolines!

Librarians find it obscene

This total helter-skelter scene

When all are floating in between

Skyish blue and grassy green

Packed like exploding sardines

Your feelings will go from serene

To jazzed up java jolt caffeine

When you give in and join the scene