They said it couldn’t be done,
The race would never be won.
But just when all seemed lost
We proved we shouldn’t be crossed.
And now the fistfights have ceased.
The explosions have decreased.
The bad guys are overthrown
Their bad guy flag now unflown.
Oh man did you see that slam?
He was all, “yeah right” then bam!
Then whoosh sploosh biff bam pow splat!
Have this and then some of that!
And that one guy shouted, “Noooo!”
And you just went, “dink!” it was, whoa!
And the cars sped past all vroooooom!
That was the crash, I presume.
And my laser went pew pew!
Its rays knocked bad guys askew.
And that huge beast swooped in whomp!
And we were all like, “what the!?!” Was it a dinosaur or like a real live dragon or what and it was breathing fire and feathers were swishing swashing swooshing all around and there was just screechy skronky noise all over everywhere. And it went “Krkscrawwkrckckpkkkkkkkk!” And was flinging guys, “Noo! Whaaa! Aaaaaaaaaah!” And they were shooting at it like “pkwhew! Pkwhew! Didididididididididi! Shweeeeeeeeeeeer-pwkaaaw!” And the base exploded frkrkrkr ping ping pewpingpwepishpreerkirti!” And guys were running and screaming like, “Look out, no! Whathe!? Gedoudathewayya! Kablamitamitypokpokpume! Their guns went and bombs going off all over the, and then the biggest hugest like
And then the fight was complete.
The bad guys had all been beat.
We showed them that we mean it.
Oh man you should have seen it.
This may qualify officially as history’s best poem of forever.