Don’t listen to him.

He says he’s a monkey,

But he’s an ape, Jim!

That gorilla’s a liar!

You heard what I said.

He ate the bananas

It wasn’t me, Ted!

That gorilla’s a liar!

You can’t say he’s not.

He stole those sunglasses.

He’s wearing them, Scott!

That gorilla’s a liar!

It’s all over his face.

Did he clean the kitchen?

I think not, Chase!

That gorilla’s a liar!

I know what you’re thinking.

When it comes to the truth,

I’m no honest Abe Lincoln.

But that gorilla’s a liar!

He took all our money.

And spent it on comics