In the daytime of the night.

What vile straw wouldst pierce or glide

Into your sweet eggnogahide?

Should you be-eth sipped or chugged?

Or gazed upon in reindeer mug?

You feel so inhuman to consume

I may just have to leave the room.

Else I grasp with unhinged jaw

And pour your essence twixt my maw.

Then gulp you slip slide down my gullet

Your life long gone as I just stole it.

Yes, I have urges dark as ink you

Must have guessed I aim to drink you!

Make your peace with kith and kin

As down the hatch you’re travelin’!

Eggnog I cannot help my wishes

You’re the one who’s so delicious!

Eggnog, eggnog burbling bright