Twinkle tiptoes trip upstairs as quiet as a mouse.

Peepless creeping into rooms ensuring slumbering tots.

Bannister sliding down the steps avoiding creaky spots.

Secret Santa like a ninja plants toys under Christmas trees.

Quietly he sucks down milk and leaves no crumbs from cookies.

Up and down the chimney like a whisper no one ever said.

It’s all the more impressive when you realize he’s heavyset.

Yes, eagle-eyed booby traps and hidden cameras can’t-a