Sneaking softly, Secret Santa hides around the house.
Twinkle tiptoes trip upstairs as quiet as a mouse.
Peepless creeping into rooms ensuring slumbering tots.
Bannister sliding down the steps avoiding creaky spots.
Secret Santa like a ninja plants toys under Christmas trees.
Quietly he sucks down milk and leaves no crumbs from cookies.
Up and down the chimney like a whisper no one ever said.
It’s all the more impressive when you realize he’s heavyset.
Yes, eagle-eyed booby traps and hidden cameras can’t-a
Capture even a split second image of Secret Santa.