There’s a werewolf on this Ferris wheel
Which wouldn’t be such a big deal
Except tonight is a full moon
Which means that man will be wolf soon
And those of us trapped on this ride
Afraid of what will soon betide
Are praying that this endless ring
Will keep entrapped that berserk thing
Or let us off to flee our fears
And hide in the Labyrinth of Mirrors
But wait! Now that the night’s less foggy
I see the werewolf’s a good doggie
I really didn’t mean to mock him
Just please oh please don’t make me walk him.