Crouched behind the overgrown weedian
Of the aptly named Spider Median
Are deadly black tarantula
Just waiting to crawl up your pantula.
And if you’re ensnared in their spiderweb
Forevermore there you’ll abiderweb.
That is, until the arachnids
Decide upon you to snacknid.
If you approach Spider Median,
Don’t slow down, pick up speedian
If you’re caught, you may pleadian
But you’ll have to accedian
To the spiders insatiable needian
To feed feed feed feed feedian
And you’ll be guaranteedian
No escape from Spider Median!