Of the aptly named Spider Median

Are deadly black tarantula

Just waiting to crawl up your pantula.

And if you’re ensnared in their spiderweb

Forevermore there you’ll abiderweb.

That is, until the arachnids

Decide upon you to snacknid.

If you approach Spider Median,

Don’t slow down, pick up speedian

If you’re caught, you may pleadian

But you’ll have to accedian

To the spiders insatiable needian

To feed feed feed feed feedian

And you’ll be guaranteedian