The trunk is not a natural one; in fact the trunk is bunk.

This is not an elephant, though elephant in shape.

If you regard it closer, you’ll see zippers, seams and tape.

This is not an elephant, this form is pure deception.

This creature simply plays upon pachyderm preconceptions.

This is not an elephant, but the logic is complex.

That the elephant in the room is not an elephant must vex!

This is not an elephant; do not believe your peepers!

The truth behind this fallacy lies just a little deeper.

For this is not an elephant, it appears so but it lies.