Watch mustache, chair elbows, coffee pot faces.

Squirrel hammers, fox ratchets, baby deer pliers.

Wig squinters, badge winkers, v-neck sweater criers.

Trout banjos, aardvark flutes, coyote maracas.

Apple bongos, carrot Theremin, orange waka-jawaka.

Gryphon novel, yeti poem, unicorn screenplay.

Mountain ditty, fir tree jingle, canyon roundelay.

Bear promotion, mouse retirement, birth of a pig’s son.