Pat the pancake, toss the toast,
Beat the beets & thump the roast.
Break the broccoli and squash the squash,
On the kielbasa put the old kibosh.
86 the edamame and bend the baloney.
Spindle the spaghetti, mutilate the macaroni.
Crush the cole slaw, cream the cheese,
Bring the Brussels sprouts down to their knees!
Arm-wrestle asparagus, snake-bite the salami,
Prickle the pickles and punch out the pastrami!
Mash the potatoes, fire at the egg’s whites,
Come on food, let’s fight, fight, fight!