Nefarious Dr. Wilhelm Skreem?
Unblinking Eye of Laser Beam?
Antoinette, Head in a Jar?
The Delete Button & Space Bar?
Scooter Howards, the Tween Wolf?
The Monster of Pacific Gulf?
Evil D.P. Sven Night-Fist?
Moe, the Headless Unicyclist?
Princess Brigitte Half-Nelson
Bowie Knife & Thomas Gun?
Hotsy Tots, Feet Made of Fire?
Pam Beehive ‘do of Barbed Wire?
Quincy Quash, Professor Doom?
Felix Flash, Who Dares Assume?
If your name was not called off,
Sorry, you’re not evil enough.
Alas, that’s three months running since I became a Super Villain that I’ve failed to qualify. Bwa-ha- oh…
I hope I make your list someday… for your sake. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!