If you’ve ever fancied to be part snail,
Siberian tiger or humpback whale,
Or just to have a lemur tail,
My transmogrifier’s for sale.
Take a gander and be goosed
Your flying squirrel can now be moosed,
From little Joey to Kangaroosed,
But be advised it’s slightly used.
Still it can make most combinations
From pre-Jurassic to late cetacean,
Green reptile and red crustacean,
Add antennae to malformations.
Or just become inanimate,
A gold trombone, a tin cornet,
Sock of argyle or shirt of sweat,
A pet rock no one dare to pet!
So if you feel up to the task,
To turn into a seal and bask
Or just a fly, call up and ask
For Jeff, in the gorilla “mask.”