Siberian tiger or humpback whale,

Or just to have a lemur tail,

My transmogrifier’s for sale.

Take a gander and be goosed

Your flying squirrel can now be moosed,

From little Joey to Kangaroosed,

But be advised it’s slightly used.

Still it can make most combinations

From pre-Jurassic to late cetacean,

Green reptile and red crustacean,

Add antennae to malformations.

Or just become inanimate,

A gold trombone, a tin cornet,

Sock of argyle or shirt of sweat,

A pet rock no one dare to pet!

So if you feel up to the task,

To turn into a seal and bask

Or just a fly, call up and ask