FISHY FLUMMOXING SNOOPER SPIES, EXTRA-ULTRA-MAXI-SUPER-TOPMOST-TIPPITY-SKIPPITY SECRET DOSSIERS!

AGENT: Oona Phlegming.

CODE NAME: The Secret of the Ooza.

AGE: Thirty-seven.

YEARS OF SERVICE: Fifty-five.

EDUCATION: Graduated Cum Laude Hush Hush Intelligence Academy for Ladies, PhD in Arm-Wrestling at Lincoln Hawk University, Excelled in top secret secondary colors at the Pre-School that Came in From the Cold.

SKILLS: Covert shoe-tying, kung fu, speaks fluent housecat, player piano, blonde, pretty good fake foreign accents, out of this world rhubarb pie.

QUOTES: “90% of success is 10% shy of perfection.”

AGENT: Xapno Mapcase.

CODE NAME: Pinky.

HEIGHT: Tallish.

WEIGHT: Sixteen stone, eleven pebble.

EYES: Googly.

HAIR: Fright.

KNIT: One.

PURL: Two.

SKILLS: Bomb-defusing, sandwich consuming. Invaluable at folding fitted sheets. Cannot pull off a turtleneck.

QUOTES: “I’m Xapno Mapcase!*” *Attributed.

AGENT: Fred Herring.

CODE NAME: Red-fey Erring-hey.

GOOD GUY: No.

BAD GUY: Yes.

SKILLS: Hand-to-hand handshake, milk-to-milk milkshake, keeps hot things hot and cold
things cold, can realistically feign enthusiasm for family functions, ESP, DDS, TTFN.

WEAKNESSES: Fire, bees, fire bees, Council Bluffs, belly pinches.

QUOTES: “Prepare for the end of eternity!”

AGENT: ?

CODE NAME: ?

SKILLS: ?

BRIEF BIO: Ex-Mysterian.

QUOTES: “Cry! Cry, cry, cry!”

AGENT: 99.9.

CODE NAME: Babs, Feldon.

AGE: Early twenties.

FAVORITE COLOR: Fuschia.

FAVORITE POISON: Foxglove.

FAVORITE REANIMATED CROONER: Frankensteinatra

SKILLS: Intrigue, Advanced Placement Intrigue, Intro to Enigma, Pretty knowledgeable on the subject of Hayley Mills.

QUOTES: “School? I was… too cool for school.”

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