AGENT: Oona Phlegming.
CODE NAME: The Secret of the Ooza.
YEARS OF SERVICE: Fifty-five.
EDUCATION: Graduated Cum Laude Hush Hush Intelligence Academy for Ladies, PhD in Arm-Wrestling at Lincoln Hawk University, Excelled in top secret secondary colors at the Pre-School that Came in From the Cold.
SKILLS: Covert shoe-tying, kung fu, speaks fluent housecat, player piano, blonde, pretty good fake foreign accents, out of this world rhubarb pie.
QUOTES: “90% of success is 10% shy of perfection.”
AGENT: Xapno Mapcase.
CODE NAME: Pinky.
WEIGHT: Sixteen stone, eleven pebble.
SKILLS: Bomb-defusing, sandwich consuming. Invaluable at folding fitted sheets. Cannot pull off a turtleneck.
QUOTES: “I’m Xapno Mapcase!*” *Attributed.
AGENT: Fred Herring.
CODE NAME: Red-fey Erring-hey.
GOOD GUY: No.
BAD GUY: Yes.
SKILLS: Hand-to-hand handshake, milk-to-milk milkshake, keeps hot things hot and cold
things cold, can realistically feign enthusiasm for family functions, ESP, DDS, TTFN.
WEAKNESSES: Fire, bees, fire bees, Council Bluffs, belly pinches.
QUOTES: “Prepare for the end of eternity!”
CODE NAME: ?
BRIEF BIO: Ex-Mysterian.
QUOTES: “Cry! Cry, cry, cry!”
CODE NAME: Babs, Feldon.
AGE: Early twenties.
FAVORITE COLOR: Fuschia.
FAVORITE POISON: Foxglove.
FAVORITE REANIMATED CROONER: Frankensteinatra
SKILLS: Intrigue, Advanced Placement Intrigue, Intro to Enigma, Pretty knowledgeable on the subject of Hayley Mills.
QUOTES: “School? I was… too cool for school.”