Millicent Mosquito Nose
With long proboscis like a hose
Despised Paul, Head of Pepper Cheese
Because his presence made her sneeze.
She pined with longing and chagrin
For handsome Guy Gorilla Chin
But of her, Guy was unaware
His heart was Kayla Kudzu Hair’s.
Millicent ignored the charms
Of Ted Tyrannosaurus Arms
As he ignored the burning smolder
Of Tina Tuna Salad Shoulder.
All these and more are merely tales
Of author Sue Stomach of Snail.