With long proboscis like a hose

Despised Paul, Head of Pepper Cheese

Because his presence made her sneeze.

She pined with longing and chagrin

For handsome Guy Gorilla Chin

But of her, Guy was unaware

His heart was Kayla Kudzu Hair’s.

Millicent ignored the charms

Of Ted Tyrannosaurus Arms

As he ignored the burning smolder

Of Tina Tuna Salad Shoulder.

All these and more are merely tales