Here’s the most fun that you’ve ever had!
And I swear you’re gonna love it, Dad!
You can do it in the day or at night!
And all you do is get yourself outtasight!
Come on, baby, you can hide and I’ll seek!
Might take an hour or it might take a week!
This is fun of the radicoolest kind!
The cat what’s hidden is so much fun to find!
Now it don’t matter if you’re bad or good!
Live in a mansion or hundred acre wood!
You could even turn out all of the lights!
Which might help you get yourself outtasight!
Come play the game that has the universe talking!
King Kong, Abe Lincoln, and even Stephen Hawking!
They love to play because they know it’s all right!
To tell somebody to get themselves outtasight!
Close your eyes and count as high as you can!
Don’t stop until you’re out of numbers, man!
Then look and look until you’ve searched everywhere!
If you can’t find them then give up, if you dare!