Oh! So you wish that you were a robot.
You shouldn’t, as it is a life filled with woebot.
There’s all sorts of fun things you’ll have to forgobot.
You can’t swim in pools or romp in the snowbot.
You’ll have to stop wearing that dashing chapeaubot.
You’ll get nothing for it, there’s no quid pro quobot.
And you won’t get to watch your favorite TV showbot.
Plus, you’ll stay that size, because you’ll never growbot.
So if you don’t feel that I’ve just fed you crowbot
You want to go through with the change even sobot,
You found none of my statements aproposbot,
You can’t, it’s a process of which I don’t knowbot.