EATEN BY A LION

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Eaten by a lion,
Eaten by a lion,
Eaten by a lion,
I would not recommend it.

Chopping off your fingers,
Chopping off your fingers,
Chopping off your fingers,
Not as fun as it sounds.

Getting fried by lasers,
Getting fried by lasers,
Getting fried by lasers,
A good pastime to avoid.

Snorkeling in magma,
Snorkeling in magma,
Snorkeling in magma,
You really think that’s prudent?

Reading Cotton Candy Beard,
Reading Cotton Candy Beard,
Reading Cotton Candy Beard,
Now that’s a brilliant idea.

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