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	<description>Excitements, Hilarities &#38; Frivolities For the Young &#38; Formerly Young</description>
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		<title>Comment on FISHY FLUMMOXING SNOOPER SPIES, CASE FILE TIPPITY TOPPITY HUSHITY SMUSHITY: ALIASALICIOUS by BongaFish</title>
		<link>http://cottoncandybeard.com/2011/09/08/fishy-flummoxing-snooper-spies-case-file-tippity-toppity-hushity-smushity-aliasalicious/#comment-440</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BongaFish]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 07:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was an entertaining and ridiculous satire. Wish you&#039;d continue it :\

But I guess you&#039;re workin on Isadora instead.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was an entertaining and ridiculous satire. Wish you&#8217;d continue it :\</p>
<p>But I guess you&#8217;re workin on Isadora instead.</p>
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		<title>Comment on THE ISLAND OF REALLY BAD CAT PEOPLE! by Mark J. Hansen</title>
		<link>http://cottoncandybeard.com/2011/08/18/the-island-of-really-bad-cat-people/#comment-431</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark J. Hansen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You sound so surprised!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You sound so surprised!</p>
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		<title>Comment on THE ISLAND OF REALLY BAD CAT PEOPLE! by BongaFish</title>
		<link>http://cottoncandybeard.com/2011/08/18/the-island-of-really-bad-cat-people/#comment-430</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BongaFish]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That was...actually kind&#039;ve interesting]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was&#8230;actually kind&#8217;ve interesting</p>
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		<title>Comment on ISADORA: PART ONE OF TWO by Nick</title>
		<link>http://cottoncandybeard.com/2011/09/20/isadora-part-one-of-two/#comment-423</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nick]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 19:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are ellipses known to vanish from view?  I mean, more than other shapes?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are ellipses known to vanish from view?  I mean, more than other shapes?</p>
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		<title>Comment on PENELOPE ANTELOPE by N. Clark</title>
		<link>http://cottoncandybeard.com/2011/09/15/penelope-antelope/#comment-419</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[N. Clark]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 17:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Undead wildlife, my goodness!  I had never before heard of the hippoposthumous, although I am familiar with the revenocerous, and of course the rheanimasus macabraque.  Also, there&#039;s plenty microscopic zomboplankton - I think it&#039;s mostly found in the Undead Sea (which of course is a body of water in the Unholy Land).]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Undead wildlife, my goodness!  I had never before heard of the hippoposthumous, although I am familiar with the revenocerous, and of course the rheanimasus macabraque.  Also, there&#8217;s plenty microscopic zomboplankton &#8211; I think it&#8217;s mostly found in the Undead Sea (which of course is a body of water in the Unholy Land).</p>
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		<title>Comment on FISHY FLUMMOXING SNOOPER SPIES, CASE FILE TIPPITY TOPPITY HUSHITY SMUSHITY: ALIASALICIOUS by Nick</title>
		<link>http://cottoncandybeard.com/2011/09/08/fishy-flummoxing-snooper-spies-case-file-tippity-toppity-hushity-smushity-aliasalicious/#comment-414</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nick]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 21:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just had a robot read your story to me.  What a nice robot.  Still, I think something was lost in her unfamiliarity with words like &quot;Qbert&quot; and &quot;Yipes&quot; and &quot;SKY-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just had a robot read your story to me.  What a nice robot.  Still, I think something was lost in her unfamiliarity with words like &#8220;Qbert&#8221; and &#8220;Yipes&#8221; and &#8220;SKY-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Comment on SUPER VILLAIN ROLL CALL by The Uber-Man</title>
		<link>http://cottoncandybeard.com/2011/08/23/super-villain-roll-call/#comment-395</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Uber-Man]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 04:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope I make your list someday... for your sake. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope I make your list someday&#8230; for your sake. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on SUPER VILLAIN ROLL CALL by His Wickedness, the Reverend Mega-Nick Lucre Doom</title>
		<link>http://cottoncandybeard.com/2011/08/23/super-villain-roll-call/#comment-389</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[His Wickedness, the Reverend Mega-Nick Lucre Doom]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alas, that&#039;s three months running since I became a Super Villain that I&#039;ve failed to qualify.  Bwa-ha- oh...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alas, that&#8217;s three months running since I became a Super Villain that I&#8217;ve failed to qualify.  Bwa-ha- oh&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on TRANSMOGRIFIER FOR SALE, SLIGHTLY USED by N. Clark</title>
		<link>http://cottoncandybeard.com/2011/08/16/transmogrifier-for-sale-slightly-used/#comment-385</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[N. Clark]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like &quot;late cetacean&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like &#8220;late cetacean&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Comment on WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES! by Nick Clark</title>
		<link>http://cottoncandybeard.com/2011/08/02/watch-out-for-snakes/#comment-381</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nick Clark]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:55:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hiss and tell - love the wordplay. 
By the way, kids, swapping brocolli for your dad&#039;s car brakes is incredibly dangerous, and not just because of snakes.  In fact, you&#039;d be amazed how few vehicles can actually be stopped effectively using only broccoli.  Let that be a lesson: not only dad&#039;s car, but uncle&#039;s bicycle, great-grandmother&#039;s dirt-bike, and little Timmy&#039;s combine harvester will all be much the worse for having broccoli in place of their brakes.  There is rumored, however, to be a special variety of the florety vegetable which does slow very small toy cars somewhat effectively: it is known as brakeli]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hiss and tell &#8211; love the wordplay.<br />
By the way, kids, swapping brocolli for your dad&#8217;s car brakes is incredibly dangerous, and not just because of snakes.  In fact, you&#8217;d be amazed how few vehicles can actually be stopped effectively using only broccoli.  Let that be a lesson: not only dad&#8217;s car, but uncle&#8217;s bicycle, great-grandmother&#8217;s dirt-bike, and little Timmy&#8217;s combine harvester will all be much the worse for having broccoli in place of their brakes.  There is rumored, however, to be a special variety of the florety vegetable which does slow very small toy cars somewhat effectively: it is known as brakeli</p>
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