Insinkulate before my eyes

Asunder-tear the steamship

Dreamship floating filled with

Yearnings, goals and deepest desires

Desires depthed by smashing fists of ape!

Gorilla my dreamboat til it’s a memory of a memory

Of a droplet of water.


I’ve programmed this robot

To only give smooches

To people, to fauna

To kittens and pooches.

His kiss is metallic

Not wet, soft or sloppy

Like a lick from a laptop

Or sneeze of jalopy

This robot won’t woo you

Or purchase you finery

There is no emotion

His kisses are binary

That’s the only flaw

In the light of the moon

Robotical kisses

Just won’t make you swoon.


Can you find the Well-Hidden Duck

Do you care to try your QUACK! Luck?

(Duck, you need keep your voice down.)

I say, can you find the Well-QUACK! Hidden

Duck? What did I just say?

QUACK! That is not what I just said.

Ahem. Can you find the QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

Okay.  Duck? You’re pushing your luck.

I simply ask you to do my bidding

And all you need is to remain hidden.

Do you understand? Do you get the drill?

Do you think you can button your bill?

You sir? Care to try your luck?

Can you find the Well-Hidden Duck?

Just Five Million dollars gives you one try.

Where are you going? Why will no one buy

A game of Well-Hidden Duck from me?

I blame you duck, for my consumer lack.

What do you say for yourself?


Fluffy Five

Will always thrive

He’s got the drive

He loves to jive

His jive’s alive

If you’re deprived

You can derive

From Fluffy Five

His living jive

And get revived

Forever thrive

When things get scruffy

The scruff get fluffy

Fluffy with Fluffy Five!!!


Worried about worry?

Doubt got you down?

Face frozen in a

Forever frown?

Covered in scars

Of lies to yourself?

Buried in stares,

Unread books on the shelf?

The moon’s on your side

And it never judges

You neglect the moon

It never holds grudges

Forget all those fears

Unravel their hair

The truth is the moon

Will always be there.